College was fun. We get it. But you’re an adult now and your place of residence needs to mature with you. Here are some simple upgrades to help you upperclass the joint.
Ever notice how nobody saves for the past? The future is what savings is all about.
Even though he died of an overdose in 1966 at 39, Lenny Bruce's impact on comedy and free speech was profound; even if you find him crude or worse, you have to admire his testicularity.
Norman Rockwell was famous for creating some of the most iconic American art, artwork that celebrated American men and boys. And among friends, he was also famous for smoking a pipe.
Beats feet! If you're ready to trade in your Schwinn—or if you've just robbed a bank and need to make a quick getaway—this is the page you need. Read and roll!
We used to have a girlfriend named Wanda who could really cook. A dozen Wandas would be good. Otherwise, there's this stuff...
How to cure a hangover? Yes, not drinking too much is one solution. But let's skip that one...and move on to some real cures for fun people who like to have real fun by really drinking a lot.
If what you're wearing today is the same thing you were wearing five, ten or fifteen years ago, it's time you stop and think about how your boring wardrobe is killing your boring career.
Part of what makes 'Meatballs' so great is that it’s almost impossible to explain what it’s about. In fact, director Ivan Reitman said when Bill Murray took one look at the script, he quickly dropped it into the nearest trashcan.
Hey Google, we don't want 211 million results in .67 seconds; we just want you to tell us what we need to know about healthcare proxies.
Puberty is an exciting time for guys. Our voices get deeper and our muscles get bigger. But testosterone does something else: It makes our hair fall out. Time to face these nine follicle facts.
As a former collegiate athlete himself, Fabio used his own experience to know that one of the most empowering things we could for our minds and our bodies during the pandemic was to prepare for battle, to be "Ready for Sport." And to wear a mask, of course.
"Best Cocktail Recipes" is subjective of course; for instance, this list doesn't include "Sex on the Beach" or "Sex in the Jungle" because we're trying to act somewhat mature. (But we do include a link to "Dirty, Sexual Cocktails" from Pinterest, just in case you need it.)
Every town and city has one great local burger joint; your job, should you decide to accept it, is to find it.
Substack is a godsend — the internet's great emerging forum for free thought and free speech.
Be you! Just do it! But not at my expense or with my coerced blessing. To require those is to pursue tyranny and injustice.
Stay thirsty, armed and smokin’, my friends.
Woman problem in your home? Don't jump on a table or run from it. Analyze it, draw your hot-crazy line and just deal with it, even if its name is Tiffany.
If you go to jail, you'll meet lots of new friends. And that's when the trouble starts.
Compare what you've heard about recent anti-Asian hate crimes with the actual statistics. Then ask yourself, "Who wins when reality is distorted?"
Snickers always satisfies, and how many things can you say the same about in life? Turns out one peanut-packed bar can trigger a flood of good eating and living possibilities. Spoiler alert: Seinfeld fans might have seen this coming a long time ago.
If you’re looking for some seriously great – and under-read – crime authors, don’t sleep on these masters.
Sweet deals are made of this: A bunch of digital stuff and a basket of dough from Uncle Sam.
Telemarketers play a numbers game. The more calls they make, the greater their chances of hooking a sucker. Then they call me...
