The Pill affects a woman's natural factory mate-selection settings. It pharmacologically induces women to favor the Mangina as a date and as a mate. Call it "Pill-Vision."
Given all the healthy benefits of drinking beer, it only makes sense to include a cold one as part of your most important meal of the day.
Stress, it turns out, is a lot like the main character in 'Candyman': If you say the name of either five times while looking in a mirror, you will die. PM's solution? Stop looking in the mirror and talking about stress or the Candyman.
If your butt hurts right now from all that sitting you do, we're here to help...grab a tennis ball, get your back against the wall, and let's get started. Caution: You may have to actually stand up to do this.
As men, we like tools. We like owning tools, buying tools, and using tools. The good news is, your same love of tools can be applied when it comes to cleaning your house.
The Great Race of 1895 -- pitting gas vs. electric -- helped set the direction of the auto industry for the next century. Then it evolved.
“Sometimes Richard would suddenly say, ‘Let’s knock off and go somewhere and fool around!’ The usual place we went was a topless bar in Pasadena, called Gianone’s.”
Car buying in the age of the internet is simultaneously easier and more challenging than it has ever been. Here’s how to get a great deal on your next ride.
There is no such things as "the best credit card," because everyone's needs and spending habits are different. So how do you pick which is best for you?
Some career counseling from a very wise guy: "If you go from a soldier to a capo, it's because you earned your way to the top."
A true story: Sigmund Freud's nephew fought discrimination against women by their husbands in 1929; he organized an Easter Sunday protest to force husbands to allow women to smoke. His protest went viral overnight, and soon women could smoke just about any damn place they wanted.
“Fight Club.” For a lot of us, this is where it all started.
“Mike Mulligan and His Steam Shovel” is the perfect description of how you thought life would be when you were a young man—a life full of commitment, accomplishment, hard work, friendship, loyalty, humility and pride.
For all the horror and grief, coughing and masking, there is plenty about the pandemic we will miss.
Hi! What's your sign? Dildo? Vibrator? Man-sized tutu? Here's a woman with the answers.
See what you think of what I think...
If you live long enough in a cholesterol-inducing place like Manhattan or the Bronx, you'll eventually need a dose of statins, too.
Beer cans and bunnies attacking the front porch at night? Get yourself the top-of-the-line critter-killer, the Ruger 10/22.
Buying a junker is like dating a prom queen: it's a miracle if you ever get her back to your place more than once.
The best man is the sidekick, the ringmaster for the groom’s circus. It's about your pal and never about you.
Here's the first rule of basic car maintenance...read the f**king manual.
Liquor is not an aphrodisiac nor is it a stimulant. It is a depressant that may induce significant vapidity and a consequent lowering of inhibitions and common sense. A serious drinking problem can ruin a good shirt.
The rules for men are like the laws of nature, but easier to remember because women keep reminding us what they are.
Surprising as it is, the statistics are clear: When marriages fall apart, it's usually the woman who ends it.
