Your last words may be memorable, but if you really want your survivors to pay attention, have a lawyer put those words in your will.
Yes, you can have free parking at the airport, too. But buyer beware: As you'll learn from my story, sometimes you pay a high price for something that looks like it's free.
Truth be told, manliness is losing ground because men are ceding ground that could be easily defended.
Sometimes, nightmares come while you sleep. Sometimes, they come in the mail, as false memories wrapped in a plain, brown envelope.
Looking back, I wish my Dad would have told me to go get a job at the local hair salon, sweeping up the hair and stocking boxes and folding smocks to benefit from being around lots of women in an environment that is all theirs, so I could watch, listen and learn.