The Masshole diaspora has a deep bench of "Undeniable” talent on which PM will build better Planned-Man versions of our best selves.
The Four Fs—Fuck Up, Fess Up, Figure Out and Forgive—is an ethical approach that can help you navigate and succeed in all aspects of life.
Become a Functionalist. 'Functional' is what works. The basic idea is that a solid ground for virtue, science and social policy ought to be defending and educating folks to be functional humans. Kinda common sense. Join us.
Who's your dadi? Ours is Dadi, Inc., a provider of secure, simple sperm storage systems.
Necessity is reality’s needed judgment on human affairs. You would think that the partisans of the good would seize on it to support their good works. They don’t. It might be that necessity is a reality check of their musings and power.
We lost more than 2,997 souls and some very large architecture twenty years ago. We also lost the ability to rely on our own culture to protect us.
Life is more than just slowing down to ask questions...it's also taking a minute to answer them.
Substack is quickly becoming a more diverse, trusted website than those operated by most news organizations.
Small mishaps can shed light on massive problems, as our man discovered when he forgot and left his laptop at home, then stumbled across an epiphany.
Watch Guy Shepherd join Gutfeld!
After a two-year pandemic hiatus, classrooms are finally headed back to normalcy. While it’s a relief for parents, it’s going to take decades to absorb the brutal consequences of COVID on our nation’s kids.
Planned Man— there ought to be a destination for men that celebrates and serves the best for men. That's our plan. You deserve it. We all do. In fact, our culture needs it. Check us out.
Guy took our cause and went through the simple process that made it a plan — and did so on tape. Verdict: Easy-peasy, no reason to get queasy.
Both will be better served if you see the other as a “cell mate.” When you say, “I do” say it to your soulmate.
I’m a fan of neither Blue nor Red Caesars. I’m committed to saving what we have and making it better, consistent with our principles and institutions. If the Red side has the Deplorables, the Blue has the Unbearables — and they’re in power now.
Want to come out of a conflict smelling like a rosé? Douché!
Speaking of race – is a form of social suicide. Yet it must be addressed. But before you open your mouth, open your mind with these books.
Smart men know paradise isn't a place you can see by the dashboard light. It's the destination at the end of a carefully planned route.
Bill Burr is the most “undeniable,” on-the-mark comedian of our cultural revolution. His diagnosis, prognosis and prescription are spot-on for what ails the feverishly woke American mind.
Once, 'Playboy' was considered the most sophisticated men's magazine in America. Then came 'Treats!'
When folks say "Karen" today, I think they are developing a profile of women that is very close to the C-word
I don’t count many bad days with friends. Of course, there are life’s shitstorms—and friends are there in “good times and in bad.” (Kinda like wives). But friends—ones worth keeping and doing life’s time with—do their best not to cause shitstorms for each other.
A man with an erection is open to female direction. Women need to focus their attention at the beginning of mating and dating to make a difference at scale. Men can be led to do the right thing. “Flip the script with a little snip-snip?”
The Pill affects a woman's natural factory mate-selection settings. It pharmacologically induces women to favor the Mangina as a date and as a mate. Call it "Pill-Vision."
What do you do when a super-credentialed research scientist writes a positive book on the pursuit of pleasure? You buy it, hold its words deep in your brain—then exhale. And if you like it, you tell your friends. Dr. Hart is an guide to pursuit of functional pleasure.
Check out what Gutfeld had to say about our second sexual revolution in this video clip from Fox News!
Here’s the headline: men should get reversible vasectomies — not in their thirties and forties after kids, but early as a form of male birth control.
The arc of history makes widows. The lives of the mass of men since the beginning have been nasty, brutish and short. Here's why that's good news for all of us.
If you are a fan of 'Yellowstone', you’ll like '1883'. The prequel is in the running to be an equal.
If you want to live the good life, first read the instructions. They're all in the 'Robb Report'.
Good men are born then made better by great fathers and mothers.
GM&G — gray matter and grit — are the ingredients that combine to make all the successful fish big and all the ponds small.
PM breaks it down for you: One of the best investments you can make for yourself as a man is to put some of your sperm in the deep freeze, and then get a vasectomy.
The pill is great, but a vasectomy is better. And cheaper. And more reliable.
Be you! Just do it! But not at my expense or with my coerced blessing. To require those is to pursue tyranny and injustice.
Few books stand the test of time. George Gilder’s “Sexual Suicide” is one of them.
News Alert: It turns out that the presence of a father in a home matters a lot. Good news: it does not require a lot. Just one thing: being there.
Some states do better than others, but Texas and Florida do much better than most. Here's why:
We believe in equality for all. But that doesn't mean we are all the same. For example, here's a woman who's just better than the rest.
On this Memorial Day, I’m proud to live in country that has given breath to such great men. “We the People” need to remember our dead—not only to pay our debts to the past but to create a future for citizens who, when duty calls, rise and sadly fall in our common defense.
Not just Comedy is under assault in Los Angeles. The reasoning provided by Gascón’s office is tortured and reflects the habit of mind currently torturing Los Angelenos.
Follow the misadventures of our man Guy. If anyone can find joy in a lost weekend, it's him.
For the past 50 years—there was little reason to talk about this. It was settled. Now it’s not. What will this decision mean in practice? This is my nonpartisan, factual primer attempt.
Mother’s Men are not Mama’s Boys. Mamas’ Boys don’t think for themselves. They are governed. They are subjects. Mother’s men are free men.
Mother’s Day is a different sport from Father’s Day. Mother’s Day is the yearly family review. It’s the day when Moms sit back, mimosa in hand, and take stock in her maternal investment portfolio.
How to qualify a prospective son-in-law and see if he has the right stuff for your daughter? Ask him, “Are you a Communist?” and see how he reacts.
Since the miracle of Cana, the three rings of dating and mating—engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering—held steady. That is until the 1960s and the advent of the Pill. That's when everything changed.
History is not a series of do-overs. If we learned anything from "The End of History", it's that it's not over. At all.
Our reason is what puts us at the top of the food chain. We are born into this world weak, naked and vulnerable, but reason gives us a tool to exert our mastery over nature.
The King’s Man shows shows that in the breast of every self-righteous-do-gooder is a tyrant clawing itself out and making messes. The rest is as they say is history. A history in need of the King's Man.
Politics is not a game of Texas Hold'em. Russia lacks our bankroll but they do have balls in spades. A pair of balls willing do what we are unwilling to do in this case. Here are two aces—presently unused—that could avoid war.
Body cameras on poll workers would do much to cool mounting tensions and put a stop to dangerous political theater. The tape will either set you free or convict you (literally or figuratively).
Boyhood is our own private neighborhood of life, a great place to visit. It's where our best friends live and the place we've hidden all our secret joys.
Neil Young and Joni Mitchell, the Adam and Eve of the '60s, are protesting again. Against what? Twitter censorship? China’s genocide against the Muslim Uighurs? No, something more ominous. Nice Guy, Joe Rogan.
Men are in a state of arrested adolescence because they no longer have to work hard for sex. In a world of abundant, free or pay-by-the-glass milk, few men need or want their own.
What is “the root of all evil?” This: What is pleasurable is habit-forming. If you remember anything from this conversation it's that pleasure is the root cause of mankind’s war on fun.
I’m sorry/not sorry: The idea that a modern woman, old enough to vote, some 60 years after the Pill still does not know how her vagina works, perplexes the man in me and should offend the “hear me roar” women in you.
Imagine a modern woman— sexually liberated and not on the pill—with a nose for the right guy to date and mate. That's a modern world made for men and women—and for the survival of the species.
Drake is more than woke to the problem of gold digging seed thieves and now he's fighting back, one pack of hot sauce at a time!
Harvard's 'Veritas' has given way to a fake 'Diversitas'—the myth that all must think alike—or else. The truth? Harvard's 'diversity' is a fat mendacium.
Pull up a chair — but not too close! We're going to talk about sex.
Covid is karma: It not only goes around, eventually, it comes around, too. Before that happens to you, see how our Guy plans his defense.
My buddy is making his Planned Man debut with his first comment on the sixth Commandment—"Honor thy Father...". He shows what that Commandment means to all with eyes to see and without a whiff or sound of woe-is-me grief.
Here's a true story: A guy turns on Netflix and finds a brilliant film called 'True Story'.
