Imagine a black Don Draper telling women the truth about what men really think. Not Hallmark myths that lead to unfilled dreams and unhappy lives, but effectual truths, the knowledge of which, just might help both sexes escape our shared sexual misery.
Sad fact: wherever you find concentrations of young men, expect a small percentage of adult men of authority looking to peel off the weak and confused and gratify their demonic id.
This is the root of our American sexual dysfunction. Ladies, you don’t know or care to know your man’s best mind. If you did know your man’s best mind on things that concern you, you and he could be happier together.
What is “the root of all evil?” This: What is pleasurable is habit-forming. If you remember anything from this conversation it's that pleasure is the root cause of mankind’s war on fun.
The female brain is approximately 3.125 times more complicated than our simple manly minds. A good thing, too.
It’s time to rediscover Tucker Max—no, seriously.
Who's your dadi? Ours is Dadi, Inc., a provider of secure, simple sperm storage systems.
The Four Fs—Fuck Up, Fess Up, Figure Out and Forgive—is an ethical approach that can help you navigate and succeed in all aspects of life.
The arc of history makes widows. The lives of the mass of men since the beginning have been nasty, brutish and short. Here's why that's good news for all of us.
The Pill affects a woman's natural factory mate-selection settings. It pharmacologically induces women to favor the Mangina as a date and as a mate. Call it "Pill-Vision."
Once, 'Playboy' was considered the most sophisticated men's magazine in America. Then came 'Treats!'
Substack is quickly becoming a more diverse, trusted website than those operated by most news organizations.
Speaking of race – is a form of social suicide. Yet it must be addressed. But before you open your mouth, open your mind with these books.
When folks say "Karen" today, I think they are developing a profile of women that is very close to the C-word
The Chive is more than just a website for men. It's also a men's mirror with a huge number of female contributors.
Good men are born then made better by great fathers and mothers.
Both will be better served if you see the other as a “cell mate.” When you say, “I do” say it to your soulmate.
What would the world be like if feminism advised women to use their sexual power in the service of building and maintaining an egalitarian romance that was built on accepting the natural differences of both sexes?
If you want to live the good life, first read the instructions. They're all in the 'Robb Report'.
Marriage and family—and particularly his commitment to be a better husband and father— is pushing his evolution as comedian. Only through giving a damn and putting in the hard work does such comedic genius come.
We believe in equality for all. But that doesn't mean we are all the same. For example, here's a woman who's just better than the rest.
“What do your kids think of you?” It’s a big question for a parent to be asked and answer.
Let’s be impartial: nobody should actually profit from a divorce.
Want to come out of a conflict smelling like a rosé? Douché!
When Bill Burr speaks, even wives listen. That's to our benefit, even if it makes us just a little anxious.
To the women in our lives and the world: we mean you no harm whatsoever. There is no conspiracy here—nothing hidden. Quite the contrary—there is much good.
Become a Functionalist. 'Functional' is what works. The basic idea is that a solid ground for virtue, science and social policy ought to be defending and educating folks to be functional humans. Kinda common sense. Join us.
Harvard's 'Veritas' has given way to a fake 'Diversitas'—the myth that all must think alike—or else. The truth? Harvard's 'diversity' is a fat mendacium.
Neil Young and Joni Mitchell, the Adam and Eve of the '60s, are protesting again. Against what? Twitter censorship? China’s genocide against the Muslim Uighurs? No, something more ominous. Nice Guy, Joe Rogan.
Pull up a chair — but not too close! We're going to talk about sex.
You can always rely on those who know you best.
Check out what Gutfeld had to say about our second sexual revolution in this video clip from Fox News!
Doug Stein And Jonathan Stack Join Under the influence with Guy Shepherd check out the highlights here
Few books stand the test of time. George Gilder’s “Sexual Suicide” is one of them.
A good friend sent me a YouTube link of Kid Rock’s recently released single —“Don’t Tell me How to Live”—advising me turn up the volume to the max and be prepared to have my world Kid Rocked! My ears and soul are still ringing.
Get your kids to understand the importance of fighting smart while they’re young. Let them learn karate, kung fu or tae kwon do...
"If you can think it," goes the mantra, "it must be good." But caution: That's a product of modern thinking that comes without any guarantees.
PM breaks it down for you: One of the best investments you can make for yourself as a man is to put some of your sperm in the deep freeze, and then get a vasectomy.
"Family law" is just another empty phrase. Biased against men, unconcerned about children, in "family law," fathers are always guilty and families always pay the price.
Gay men are making it better for the rest of us, by taking themselves out of the competition for hot chicks. Planned Man owes them a debt of public and personal gratitude for that.
Boyhood is our own private neighborhood of life, a great place to visit. It's where our best friends live and the place we've hidden all our secret joys.
Since the miracle of Cana, the three rings of dating and mating—engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering—held steady. That is until the 1960s and the advent of the Pill. That's when everything changed.
On this Memorial Day, I’m proud to live in country that has given breath to such great men. “We the People” need to remember our dead—not only to pay our debts to the past but to create a future for citizens who, when duty calls, rise and sadly fall in our common defense.
Most obituaries and eulogies paint the dearly departed without color. This obituary is written in Technocolor. It's hard to read this account, without wanting to meet this “Jewish-Mexican-Redneck” matriarch.
Our reason is what puts us at the top of the food chain. We are born into this world weak, naked and vulnerable, but reason gives us a tool to exert our mastery over nature.
Mother’s Men are not Mama’s Boys. Mamas’ Boys don’t think for themselves. They are governed. They are subjects. Mother’s men are free men.
Mother’s Day is a different sport from Father’s Day. Mother’s Day is the yearly family review. It’s the day when Moms sit back, mimosa in hand, and take stock in her maternal investment portfolio.
Be you! Just do it! But not at my expense or with my coerced blessing. To require those is to pursue tyranny and injustice.
Old Dominion's “All I Know About Girls” is a smooth narcotic for doing time with the opposite sex with a smile.
Men are in a state of arrested adolescence because they no longer have to work hard for sex. In a world of abundant, free or pay-by-the-glass milk, few men need or want their own.
My buddy is making his Planned Man debut with his first comment on the sixth Commandment—"Honor thy Father...". He shows what that Commandment means to all with eyes to see and without a whiff or sound of woe-is-me grief.
Imagine a modern woman— sexually liberated and not on the pill—with a nose for the right guy to date and mate. That's a modern world made for men and women—and for the survival of the species.
I don’t count many bad days with friends. Of course, there are life’s shitstorms—and friends are there in “good times and in bad.” (Kinda like wives). But friends—ones worth keeping and doing life’s time with—do their best not to cause shitstorms for each other.
How to qualify a prospective son-in-law and see if he has the right stuff for your daughter? Ask him, “Are you a Communist?” and see how he reacts.
GM&G — gray matter and grit — are the ingredients that combine to make all the successful fish big and all the ponds small.
Necessity is reality’s needed judgment on human affairs. You would think that the partisans of the good would seize on it to support their good works. They don’t. It might be that necessity is a reality check of their musings and power.
Life is more than just slowing down to ask questions...it's also taking a minute to answer them.
Small mishaps can shed light on massive problems, as our man discovered when he forgot and left his laptop at home, then stumbled across an epiphany.
If pain is unexpected fatherhood, then a vasectomy is pure and permanent relief.
Bill Burr is the most “undeniable,” on-the-mark comedian of our cultural revolution. His diagnosis, prognosis and prescription are spot-on for what ails the feverishly woke American mind.
Guy took our cause and went through the simple process that made it a plan — and did so on tape. Verdict: Easy-peasy, no reason to get queasy.
Plan to catch 'The Joe Rogan Experience' It's an experience every man should share.
Stay thirsty, armed and smokin’, my friends.
My Darling Nicki, having 22 million twitter followers makes you a systemic risk. No wonder they declared you “too big to think for yourself.”
The Planned Man is looking for more than a few good men to enlist in building a human-equality movement and an online-entertainment destination.
“Houston, We Have Problem.” The establishment arbiters of What-Is-A-Man are underwhelming at scale. So we have a plan that's better and leaning forward.
Sometimes, a stiff drink and a clear head can coexist. That's when the plan for Planned Man took shape.
Per-pupil school spending has quadrupled since 1955. Are our students four times smarter?
What makes work fun is putting your shoulder behind things that are worthy.
From the horse's mouth: The Planned Man's backstory and the reason we are here.
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