Equality and liberty, rather than being at odds with each other, are really joined at the hip. It isn’t either-or. It’s both-and. (Part three of a series.)
As we are seeing unfold in real time — and as we have seen long before now — progressive dreams put into action are black, brown, and middle-class nightmares. (Part two of a series.)
Who can lead the way out of this illiberal, woke madness? Dissatisfied men. (Part four of a series.)
If we don’t want to lose our country, we need to wake up to the woke. We need to push back mightily against this vision of the world. The hour is late. (Part one of a series.)
The pill is great, but a vasectomy is better. And cheaper. And more reliable.
Work is mankind’s fated 4 letter word. It is required to provide the basic necessities, as well as the true, the good and the beautiful.
Guy took our cause and went through the simple process that made it a plan — and did so on tape. Verdict: Easy-peasy, no reason to get queasy.
News Alert: It turns out that the presence of a father in a home matters a lot. Good news: it does not require a lot. Just one thing: being there.
“What do your kids think of you?” It’s a big question for a parent to be asked and answer.
Our reason is what puts us at the top of the food chain. We are born into this world weak, naked and vulnerable, but reason gives us a tool to exert our mastery over nature.
On this Memorial Day, I’m proud to live in country that has given breath to such great men. “We the People” need to remember our dead—not only to pay our debts to the past but to create a future for citizens who, when duty calls, rise and sadly fall in our common defense.
Imagine a modern woman— sexually liberated and not on the pill—with a nose for the right guy to date and mate. That's a modern world made for men and women—and for the survival of the species.
GM&G — gray matter and grit — are the ingredients that combine to make all the successful fish big and all the ponds small.
Want to come out of a conflict smelling like a rosé? Douché!
Gay men are making it better for the rest of us, by taking themselves out of the competition for hot chicks. Planned Man owes them a debt of public and personal gratitude for that.
I don’t count many bad days with friends. Of course, there are life’s shitstorms—and friends are there in “good times and in bad.” (Kinda like wives). But friends—ones worth keeping and doing life’s time with—do their best not to cause shitstorms for each other.
Mother’s Men are not Mama’s Boys. Mamas’ Boys don’t think for themselves. They are governed. They are subjects. Mother’s men are free men.
Few books stand the test of time. George Gilder’s “Sexual Suicide” is one of them.
PM breaks it down for you: One of the best investments you can make for yourself as a man is to put some of your sperm in the deep freeze, and then get a vasectomy.
"Family law" is just another empty phrase. Biased against men, unconcerned about children, in "family law," fathers are always guilty and families always pay the price.
Boyhood is our own private neighborhood of life, a great place to visit. It's where our best friends live and the place we've hidden all our secret joys.
You can always rely on those who know you best.
Marriage and family—and particularly his commitment to be a better husband and father— is pushing his evolution as comedian. Only through giving a damn and putting in the hard work does such comedic genius come.
Get your kids to understand the importance of fighting smart while they’re young. Let them learn karate, kung fu or tae kwon do...
Imagine a black Don Draper telling women the truth about what men really think. Not Hallmark myths that lead to unfilled dreams and unhappy lives, but effectual truths, the knowledge of which, just might help both sexes escape our shared sexual misery.
Sad fact: wherever you find concentrations of young men, expect a small percentage of adult men of authority looking to peel off the weak and confused and gratify their demonic id.
This is the root of our American sexual dysfunction. Ladies, you don’t know or care to know your man’s best mind. If you did know your man’s best mind on things that concern you, you and he could be happier together.
What is “the root of all evil?” This: What is pleasurable is habit-forming. If you remember anything from this conversation it's that pleasure is the root cause of mankind’s war on fun.
The female brain is approximately 3.125 times more complicated than our simple manly minds. A good thing, too.
It’s time to rediscover Tucker Max—no, seriously.
Who's your dadi? Ours is Dadi, Inc., a provider of secure, simple sperm storage systems.
The Four Fs—Fuck Up, Fess Up, Figure Out and Forgive—is an ethical approach that can help you navigate and succeed in all aspects of life.
The arc of history makes widows. The lives of the mass of men since the beginning have been nasty, brutish and short. Here's why that's good news for all of us.
The Pill affects a woman's natural factory mate-selection settings. It pharmacologically induces women to favor the Mangina as a date and as a mate. Call it "Pill-Vision."
Once, 'Playboy' was considered the most sophisticated men's magazine in America. Then came 'Treats!'
Substack is quickly becoming a more diverse, trusted website than those operated by most news organizations.
Speaking of race – is a form of social suicide. Yet it must be addressed. But before you open your mouth, open your mind with these books.
When folks say "Karen" today, I think they are developing a profile of women that is very close to the C-word
The Chive is more than just a website for men. It's also a men's mirror with a huge number of female contributors.
Good men are born then made better by great fathers and mothers.
Both will be better served if you see the other as a “cell mate.” When you say, “I do” say it to your soulmate.
What would the world be like if feminism advised women to use their sexual power in the service of building and maintaining an egalitarian romance that was built on accepting the natural differences of both sexes?
If you want to live the good life, first read the instructions. They're all in the 'Robb Report'.
We believe in equality for all. But that doesn't mean we are all the same. For example, here's a woman who's just better than the rest.
Let’s be impartial: nobody should actually profit from a divorce.
When Bill Burr speaks, even wives listen. That's to our benefit, even if it makes us just a little anxious.
To the women in our lives and the world: we mean you no harm whatsoever. There is no conspiracy here—nothing hidden. Quite the contrary—there is much good.
Become a Functionalist. 'Functional' is what works. The basic idea is that a solid ground for virtue, science and social policy ought to be defending and educating folks to be functional humans. Kinda common sense. Join us.
Harvard's 'Veritas' has given way to a fake 'Diversitas'—the myth that all must think alike—or else. The truth? Harvard's 'diversity' is a fat mendacium.
Neil Young and Joni Mitchell, the Adam and Eve of the '60s, are protesting again. Against what? Twitter censorship? China’s genocide against the Muslim Uighurs? No, something more ominous. Nice Guy, Joe Rogan.
Pull up a chair — but not too close! We're going to talk about sex.
Check out what Gutfeld had to say about our second sexual revolution in this video clip from Fox News!
Doug Stein And Jonathan Stack Join Under the influence with Guy Shepherd check out the highlights here
A good friend sent me a YouTube link of Kid Rock’s recently released single —“Don’t Tell me How to Live”—advising me turn up the volume to the max and be prepared to have my world Kid Rocked! My ears and soul are still ringing.
"If you can think it," goes the mantra, "it must be good." But caution: That's a product of modern thinking that comes without any guarantees.
Since the miracle of Cana, the three rings of dating and mating—engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering—held steady. That is until the 1960s and the advent of the Pill. That's when everything changed.
Most obituaries and eulogies paint the dearly departed without color. This obituary is written in Technocolor. It's hard to read this account, without wanting to meet this “Jewish-Mexican-Redneck” matriarch.
Mother’s Day is a different sport from Father’s Day. Mother’s Day is the yearly family review. It’s the day when Moms sit back, mimosa in hand, and take stock in her maternal investment portfolio.
Be you! Just do it! But not at my expense or with my coerced blessing. To require those is to pursue tyranny and injustice.
Old Dominion's “All I Know About Girls” is a smooth narcotic for doing time with the opposite sex with a smile.
Men are in a state of arrested adolescence because they no longer have to work hard for sex. In a world of abundant, free or pay-by-the-glass milk, few men need or want their own.
My buddy is making his Planned Man debut with his first comment on the sixth Commandment—"Honor thy Father...". He shows what that Commandment means to all with eyes to see and without a whiff or sound of woe-is-me grief.
How to qualify a prospective son-in-law and see if he has the right stuff for your daughter? Ask him, “Are you a Communist?” and see how he reacts.
Follow the misadventures of our man Guy. If anyone can find joy in a lost weekend, it's him.
The cost of sanctimony is taking responsibility for your screw-ups. Talking to you, Will Smith.
It looks like this new trend in movie-making is producing Oscar contenders that not only check off the boxes of the academy judges but the folks buying the overpriced tickets, pop corn and soda.
Every Monday at 9pm on CBS, 60 million American families tuned in to I Love Lucy—the highest of highwater marks for TV viewership. In short, nothing before or since was as big — not even Joe Rogan.
'The Tragedy of Macbeth' captures the animating pursuits of 'Game of Thrones' and 'House of Cards.' Putin's ambition is certainly Macbeth-worthy. The question before us: is Zelensky—and a united world—Macduff-worthy?
If the road to growing up takes you past The Tender Bar, stop for a drink and a lesson.
The King’s Man shows shows that in the breast of every self-righteous-do-gooder is a tyrant clawing itself out and making messes. The rest is as they say is history. A history in need of the King's Man.
Politics is not a game of Texas Hold'em. Russia lacks our bankroll but they do have balls in spades. A pair of balls willing do what we are unwilling to do in this case. Here are two aces—presently unused—that could avoid war.
Body cameras on poll workers would do much to cool mounting tensions and put a stop to dangerous political theater. The tape will either set you free or convict you (literally or figuratively).
I’m sorry/not sorry: The idea that a modern woman, old enough to vote, some 60 years after the Pill still does not know how her vagina works, perplexes the man in me and should offend the “hear me roar” women in you.