The Pill affects a woman's natural factory mate-selection settings.  It pharmacologically induces women to favor the Mangina as a date and as a mate. Call it "Pill-Vision."

Smart men know paradise isn't a place you can see by the dashboard light. It's the destination at the end of a carefully planned route.

PM breaks it down for you: One of the best investments you can make for yourself as a man is to put some of your sperm in the deep freeze, and then get a vasectomy.