First Impressions: Wise Guy Wisdom Part 9
By Louis Ferrante

If you go to jail, you'll meet lots of new friends. And that's when the trouble starts.


Your first day in jail is a lot like your first day of school. You learn first impressions matter.

So when a guy rubs up against you and pats your ass, slap him as hard as possible. That impression will matter, too.


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