How can you tell there's a civil war coming? Suddenly, nobody around you is civil.
Gay men are making it better for the rest of us, by taking themselves out of the competition for hot chicks. Planned Man owes them a debt of public and personal gratitude for that.
“I found a fabulous, untold story in Black American history, and everyone who’s seen my screenplay agrees it’s fantastic. But when they meet me, they decompose faster than rancid flesh in a zombie movie—because I’m white.”