What made the West best, it turns out, is smart dating and solid mating.
You can always rely on those who know you best.
“I told my buddy, John, about my vasectomy reversal: ‘It was microsurgery. They wore high-powered microscope glasses.’ His smart-ass response: ‘Of course he did...for you!’ But John had no smart-ass response to offer once my third child—my post-vasectomy-reversal child—was born.”
Smart men know paradise isn't a place you can see by the dashboard light. It's the destination at the end of a carefully planned route.