A great mom builds a relationship with her boys in such a way that she represents all women. If you’re a boy and treat a girl badly, it’s like you just treated Mom badly. It should fill you with shame and disgust to even think of treating Mom badly.

If you’re like most of us, beating the house when it comes to your sperm means either giving them a boost so they can make it to the end of the baby race, or killing as many as you can to make sure that’s one race you and your sperm always lose.