How to qualify a prospective son-in-law and see if he has the right stuff for your daughter? Ask him, “Are you a Communist?” and see how he reacts.
PM breaks it down for you: One of the best investments you can make for yourself as a man is to put some of your sperm in the deep freeze, and then get a vasectomy.
Who's your dadi? Ours is Dadi, Inc., a provider of secure, simple sperm storage systems.
Our reason is what puts us at the top of the food chain. We are born into this world weak, naked and vulnerable, but reason gives us a tool to exert our mastery over nature.
Most obituaries and eulogies paint the dearly departed without color. This obituary is written in Technocolor. It's hard to read this account, without wanting to meet this “Jewish-Mexican-Redneck” matriarch.
The arc of history makes widows. The lives of the mass of men since the beginning have been nasty, brutish and short. Here's why that's good news for all of us.
You can always rely on those who know you best.
I’m sorry/not sorry: The idea that a modern woman, old enough to vote, some 60 years after the Pill still does not know how her vagina works, perplexes the man in me and should offend the “hear me roar” women in you.
There's two ways you can get “the cut” done; the old way aka “your father’s vasectomy” or the new way, aka a “no-scalpel vasectomy.” One involves a cut, with a blade and all that. Yeah, a blade, down there. The other way is...well, "cutless." Which sounds better to you?
It’s time to rediscover Tucker Max—no, seriously.
Make sure your son can put a check mark next to each of the books on this list, books every young man should read before he learns to drive, and every old man should reread before he dies.
"Family law" is just another empty phrase. Biased against men, unconcerned about children, in "family law," fathers are always guilty and families always pay the price.
If pain is unexpected fatherhood, then a vasectomy is pure and permanent relief.
Smart men know paradise isn't a place you can see by the dashboard light. It's the destination at the end of a carefully planned route.
Men are in a state of arrested adolescence because they no longer have to work hard for sex. In a world of abundant, free or pay-by-the-glass milk, few men need or want their own.
News Alert: It turns out that the presence of a father in a home matters a lot. Good news: it does not require a lot. Just one thing: being there.
At the risk of sounding a little syrupy, I have to say one of the great rewards of being the father of daughters is hearing them giggle together late into the night.
Mother’s Men are not Mama’s Boys. Mamas’ Boys don’t think for themselves. They are governed. They are subjects. Mother’s men are free men.
Few books stand the test of time. George Gilder’s “Sexual Suicide” is one of them.
Hey Google, We don't want 165 million results in .53 seconds; we just want you to tell us what we need to know about having a 529 plans for your kids.
Ever notice how nobody saves for the past? The future is what savings is all about.
The earlier your kid starts learning about money, saving, investing and personal finance, the better.
There you are, with your sound mind and whatever body, wondering what to do about an online will. Read this now, die later.
Your last words may be memorable, but if you really want your survivors to pay attention, have a lawyer put those words in your will.
Basically, it's the same thing as whole life insurance with a clever marketing spin.
If you want to see a highly nuanced moral compass at work, ask a child which way is "right."
What is Independence Day without music? To help you celebrate the birth of our nation from picnic to party to personal reflection to fireworks, we offer these four perfect July 4 playlists.
Revenge - The Case for and Against: Would anyone still be talking about "The Princess Bride" if instead of saying "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die," he had said "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to be forgiven"?
Mother’s Day is a different sport from Father’s Day. Mother’s Day is the yearly family review. It’s the day when Moms sit back, mimosa in hand, and take stock in her maternal investment portfolio.
Hey Google, we don't want 1.4 billion results in .92 seconds; we just want you to tell us what we need to know about life insurance.
Remember: The financial wizards who devise online retirement calculators do so because they want to scare you into investing with them.
Yeah, you know you’ll need one for that DUI arrest and your divorce. But you may not be thinking about lawyers the way you should. Here’s a grown-up’s guide to legal help.
The cardinal sin of any first date — hell, any date — is boredom. Here are some shake-it-up ideas that will provide an interesting date whether you ultimately hit it off or not.
Today, there are fewer and fewer shared experiences when traveling, so the destination really does matter more than the journey.
Sometimes it’s smart to judge people by others who hate them. That’s why we want to make sure you are paying attention to one of our heroes, Jordan Peterson.
Got a problem? Sure, you can try to hide it. Or like the guy behind Hannibal Lecter, you talk about your problem on social media just in case someone else sees your post and might have the same problem as you.
A robbery occurs every 1.7 minutes, an aggravated assault every 39 seconds, and a violent crime goes down every 24.6 seconds, according to the FBI’s “Crime Clock.” Are you and your family prepared for the unexpected?
There are two human animals in America — those clever enough to use tools to do useful things, and those bonobos who can't.
The lady was fast company, always a step ahead of her aging son...
Maxwell Smart still lives on — if only as a Google search for millennials. This week's search: "How do I get low-cost life insurance?"
Hold the cigars! When you don't know if you need a blue onesie or a pink one, it's best to just pause for a moment.
"Kid-friendly TV shows routinely address sex and race from a woke, LGBTQ perspective" -Christian Toto reports
Charlie Watts kept time for his entire working life. It's a shame he had to go early...
Don't like who you are? Get a top-to-bottom makeover, starting at — where else? — a tattoo joint with a new set of pronouns for your forehead.
Children love risk. Just give a kid a motorcycle and watch him go!
Teddy Roosevelt advises his son on the limits of sports in building character. We advise you to give it a moment.
They call it "Dirty Bread." Nope, it's not a slice of Wonder Bread in the hands of a drunk juggler. It's a Hungarian peasant food that features a hunk of smoked pork fat skewered on a stick and melted over an open fire! Mmm! Think s'mores for men.
“A man with a vasectomy is precisely what I’m looking for, it automatically makes him so much more appealing to me! --Cate, 36
