Even if Clint Eastwood's Dirty Harry can't help you find a belief in God, we're pretty sure Blaise Pascal can. He is the guy, after all, who first invented roulette, and then invented the ultimate betting system designed to save your soul.
As David knew when faced off against Goliath, sometimes having more will to win is more important than having more firepower.
Think you can avoid opportunities to gamble? A double-sawbuck sez you're wrong.
There was Willie Mosconi and Minnesota Fats, but neither of those famous hustlers could chalk the cue of Punxsutawney Phil...